"Mom, a while ago I was playing at Bear Park and there was this bully and his goons over by the spider. So I went over to swing because they looked mean. I was just swinging and the bully and his goons came over behind me but I didn't see them. Then the bully pushed me off the swing. So I said "do you want to swing" to him and let him have my swing. Then I thought about the Golden Rule and so I snuck up behind him and pushed him off the swing.
There you go. New Golden Rule: Do unto others as they have done to you. Maybe not quite as effective..
That's Awesome. How funny- I love kids!
That's freakin awesome. Love it!
I can totally see this happening.